Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
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