Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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