is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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