idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
Remind me to tell you a really funny story about me and arson.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
30-degree weather + Metal Cockring Monday = really hard to pee.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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