STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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