I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
I told the cop to try walking in heels and he'd understand why I was walking home without then on. He told me he only does that on Wednesdays.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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