Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
she looked like the before picture.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Randomize
