His pubic hair was longer than his dick
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
It's like if you got one of your titties chopped off...think of how much one would miss the other...that's how I feel when we're apart. A tit with no twin.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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