Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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