So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I think your dad took our porno
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
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