The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
When did it seem like a good idea to do pull ups off the balcony? After beer 5 or shot 7?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
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