using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Everclear isn't food dammit
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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