Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
they're like a gay fantastic four
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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