scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
God. I'm so broke I don't even have a dollar to snort my adderall through.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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