four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
This house was built for laser tag.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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