I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
i know they say sex burns calories but i think i actually gained weight from just lying there for the whole 2 minutes
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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