like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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