If i come over, it means nothing
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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