She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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