I'm in a room alone pouting because I got the wrong nachos at taco bell.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
How does it feel to date your dad?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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