i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
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