508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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