Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
where are you?
Hypothermia
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
