Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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