the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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