Just mADE A PArabola og urine
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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