I bet he comes in French.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
This is my life. Enjoy the view
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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