when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
The countdown is at hand. We are 15 days from so much Jameson that names will be forgotten. Prepare your liver now or severe projectile vomiting will be the theme of the night.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
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