Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Congratulations! We have a period
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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