awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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