the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
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