Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I think my fart just growled at me.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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