Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
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