If i could tip my vagina, i would.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
He passed out mid-signature
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
Randomize
