a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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