he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
so i never found you. but i found vodka. so its kinda the same
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
Randomize
