I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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