haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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