But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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