Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
This toilet bowl is my home.
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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