My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
they need to just BURY HIM!
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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