so explain again why im purple
no
I wish I only lived at night.
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
this is an emotional support booty call
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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