; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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