Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I just followed up on a noise complaint...only to find 2 girls in bikinis covered in jello with beer cans everywhere. I couldn't bring myself to bust that party.
I want to be a cop.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
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