you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
Randomize
