"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Why are you speaking in third person?
Because I'm so hungover that I don't even want to be myself anymore.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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