I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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