Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I want to have your abortion
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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