Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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