party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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