So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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