one two three fourrrrnication!
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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