maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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