Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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