I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
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