vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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