kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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