Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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