You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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