found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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