ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
I think there's an ice cream truck out back, but there's no way I can get pants on in time to catch it
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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