Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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