and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Terrible idea I love it
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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